Why nothing will ever happen
The world doesn't work the way you think it does. This is not a random free-for-all meaningless universe. There are occult laws that can explain why nothing major ever happens, and I will describe them here. All of this is based upon simple observation and deduction.
Part I: Nothing ever happens
"Nothing ever happens" is a catchphrase that appeared on 4chan in 2014 which alludes to the fact that nothing of real, long-lasting impact ever happens on the world stage. "world stage" is obviously referring to the idea (or fact) that the world is a stage. The answer was on your face all along.
Part II: The world is a stage
stage:
noun:
- A raised and level floor or platform.
- A raised platform on which theatrical performances are presented.
- An area in which actors perform.
Which of the 2 options do you think is more likely: that all these politicians, dictators, and rulers are allowed to possess real power or that they're all just actors following a script?
Imagine if people like Putin or Biden were real. How would anything function if a grandpa with dementia actually had access to nuclear codes and the world's second largest nuclear arsenal, being able to end the world at the press of a button? (nukes are fake btw)
The simple answer is nothing would. If the world were real, people like Biden would have been removed long ago and therefore replaced by someone much more competent. There would be power struggles and dangerous chaos all over the place, with utterly devastating consequences if a random terrorist (terrorism is fake too) were to get his hands on a chemical or biological WMD, for example.
But none of that will ever happen because we probably live in either a prison planet/loosh farm/dream. I'm not saying that the chance of one of these things happening is low, rather I am asserting it is precisely zero. Feel free to prove me wrong (protip: you literally can't).
The same logic applies to world-ending wars, pandemics, cyberattacks, alien invasion, etc etc. If something ""happens"" it will be a very watered down and fake version of the real thing, with no/very little casualties. Just like what you'd expect from a theatrical performance.
Now you might be asking yourself: what are those "occult laws" you keep mentioning?
This will be answered in the next section. For now all you need to know is that what I'm about to present to you logically validates the assertion that nothing ever happens (and that nothing has ever happened). It is what ties everything together, including the idea that the world is a stage.
Part III: The REAL laws- No human has the power to end the world. If they ""have"" that power, it is illusory.
- No human has the power to start a mass casualty event. If they seem to have it, it's also an illusion.
- Real people only die for 2 reasons: it is their time to die (death is programmed), or they have rescinded their right to life.
- It is impossible to kill someone who hasn't fully consented to dying/if it is not their time.
- The earth cannot be completely destroyed/ravaged by natural causes such as a meteor, and it never has been.
- The conditions necessary to support life, such as the oceans, soil, and the sun, cannot be destroyed/prevented from functioning adequately.
- All of these rules are being actively enforced by an entity (God/demiurge/AI) with immense resources.
Nothing has happened or will ever happen. No one died, no one got hurt and that's a fact (courtesy of JLB). Every single doomsday prophet is a liar, and all existential risk researchers are actors/clowns. There is no "proof" of things having happened for real other than CGI, drawings, staged videos and Wikipedia articles.